I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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