yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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