Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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