Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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