You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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