would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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