420 ftw
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
