Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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