Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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