I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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