your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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