Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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