What a fucking waste of an outfit
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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