is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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