yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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