So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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