I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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