How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
