he thought i was a dude.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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