I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
