Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Boobs speak an international language.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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