as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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