Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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