so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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