it was like eating out sand paper
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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