he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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