pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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