So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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