i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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