Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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