I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I had to cum in my sink.
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