At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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