her vagine was all disorganized.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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