It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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