your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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