I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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