she smelled like a LAN party
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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