Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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