please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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