That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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