Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
