wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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