she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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