he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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