I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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