No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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