Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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