we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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