She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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