Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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