that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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